Tuesday, June 21, 2011

BURDEN OF BARRENNESS




Vinita got the tests done & it was the same old story again, it’s all fine with her, it was Upendra who possibly had low sperm count. To determine exactly the difference between his sperm count & the actual count, he needs to get certain tests done. But whenever this topic comes up at home, he turned a deaf ear towards it.

Why men can’t accept anything lacking or wrong in them. A biological defect as critical as   x-x or y-y chromosomes or even the low sperm count or ovary count, is also blamed on the female species. Modern man now stuck in his orthodox & chauvinistic cobweb has come to this self assessment that barrenness is a woman’s forte.

S-5, Modern Society, G.K-II

Name Plate: (Upendra Chadha)
                     (Vinita Chadha)

Its been 5 years since they are married and still no hopes of parental bliss

KNOCK KNOCK

(Vinita open the door)

Upendra – “You bloody woman, what took you so long to open the door. You filthy bitch do you even now the amount of sweat & blood I put into my work?”

(Turning to another man standing next to him)

“Surya Kant, please come inside. I am sorry you had to witness all this nonsense family gaga. I tell you this women is such a pain in the arse, anyways you make yourself comfortable & I will go freshen-up”

“Vinita get water for Surya”
 (Upendra goes in the bedroom to freshen-up while Vinita gets busy in preparing tea & snacks for the two men)

Surya Kant - “You have a nice house. Vinita has kept it very clean & well organized. But, mate the picture would change when a baby would be embraced into your lives, taking away all your attention towards him or her, turning you into this undefeatable task master. By the way it’s been 5 years since you got married, when do we get to eat the sweets of you both becoming proud parents?”

Upendra (frowning) – “I am not as lucky as you Surya. Doctor has said we can’t become Parents”

Surya Kant – “Have you consulted any Gynaecologist?”

Upendra – “Yes, we have consulted the best Gynaecologists in Delhi however there seems no hope. We even got tests done & Vinita’s report is all fine”

Surya Kant – “Why don’t you also get your tests done, sperm count or whatever is required?”

Upendra – “There is nothing wrong with me. Come-on you are also a man, you should know we are born error-free. Anyways, all this is not important now, it’s better we complete the presentation for tomorrow’s annual review meet”

(Turns on his Laptop & yells at Vinita to get tea & snacks)

(In the kitchen, Vinita was listening to the entire conversation, wondering if the sins of any particular past life of hers haunting now. Is it my karma or am I born to experience
deja-vu situation always in my marital life? Engrossed in her thoughts, watching the tea boil, she suddenly realizes tears rolling down her cheeks & few drops fall into the tea. Normally, she would have made a fresh one again; however considering her current state of mind, wrath & agony, she serves the same tea to her husband & his colleague)



Wednesday, June 8, 2011

RAMDEV - BABA OR BLACK SHEEP??




Ramdev in the recent news  threatened to train 11000 hindustanis to prevent khakhiwalas to stop his protest against corruption..11000 innocent fools to be sacrificed in the name of anti-corruption protest..a classic example of Saffron Terror..if he really thinks about the best interest of the nation then why go to the five-star to discuss with the government about the kala-dhan issue???...a.c ki hawa aur gaddedar kursiyon pe shayad baba jyada ache se dhyaan kar pate hain..

Anna ji never went anywhere..he told everyone to come to his protest site & talk in front of the public..thats why he has numerous supporters even across the globe..he is a true Gandhian..believes in peaceful protest unlike Ramdev who reminds me of the saying " barking dogs seldom bite" "dum daba ke bhagana"

Anna ji is demanding for a permanent solution to curb corruption in the form of Jan Lokpal Bill where as Ramdev is just questioning about the crores n crores of nation's moolah meant for the growth & development of the country, tucked away in Swiss bank & expensive properties..Babaji will corruption stop permanently if the black money is bought back??

Baba ji agar itni parwah hai desh ki toh jo crores of rupees jo khopche mein chupa ke rakhe ho usey desh ki garibi mitane mein daan kar dijiye..May be plans to remove poverty & unemployment by his asanas..lolzzz

Even if he wants to protest against the malices in our country he should first just limit to one cause "Black Money" n yes, someone tell baba that his equisite island worth 300 crores in Scotland in the name of his trust may not be black money however is still robbing "desh ki sampati"..this 300 crores would have done wonders for people who live in the BPL category or are nothing but a daily wage labour for 80-100 rs per day.

Roti, Kapda aur Makaan seems to be a far far reality for many & now mehangai dayan is eating away on the aamdani...any yoga aasan to solve these problems..patanjali jana hoga ya baba ki army join karni hogi??

Lastly my(Saumya Sharma) view is that Ramdev is a bhogi-dhongi hiding behind a facade of a yogi..saffron for him is POWER OVER PEOPLE INSTEAD OF POWER OF THE PEOPLE

Ramdev - Yogi or Bhogi or Dhongi??...whats your take??